Husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Why are married women heavier?
Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed
while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded," Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.