Thursday, June 08, 2006
married couples
Husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Why are married women heavier?
Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed
while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded," Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.
 
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Cyber Camera
First click on the link and smile, and you have your new picture.....

Take Your Photo
 
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Divorce
A husband and wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much
better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house."
Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster and faster, now he's up to 80mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass pillar,
as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag."
 
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Khastegari
Khastegari video
 
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zendegi
 
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Monday, June 05, 2006
Joke...
It's not nice to lie
A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette
she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby
suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32.
The wheel is spun, and the number 41 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman's face and she fainted....
 
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World on Fire ..
Grammy-winning singer Sarah McLachlan performs her socially
conscious song, "World on Fire," from the CD Afterglow.
After brainstorming different ideas for the music video,
Sarah says her director approached her with a groundbreaking idea.
Instead of the usual $150,000 or more that it takes to produce
a music video,
Sarah created the entire "World on Fire" video herself for just $15.
Then, she spent the left over money to help more than 1 million
women and children around the world. In the video,
Sarah spells out exactly how the donated money was spent.



 
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