1970's Telephone Bag - Really Works!
Excuss me lady, but is that your purse ringing?

While yes, it's my Handbag Phone
This novelty bag was the original cell phone...portable, and can be plugged in to any jack. Receiver is the handle, but it also has a very long shoulder strap. Shiny black vinyl. Measures 11"h x 10"w. Excellent condition Has the original connection cord. $295.00. USD *ALSO AVAILABLE IN RED*
That's good because for a minute there I thought I was going crazy. Source Gadget Candy

I think Mohsen Yeganeh and Ali Ashabi are the same person, or atleast they both have the same voice .


Ageh eshgeh mani

Gonahe Eshgh
Boghze Seda
Akhe Dele man (Remix)
Ageh eshghe mani( Remix)

A businessman gets in an elevator. A blonde inside greets him with a smile and says, "T.G.I.F!"The businessman returns the smile and responds, "S-H-I-T."The blonde, puzzled, smiles her biggest smile and repeats as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F!!"The businessman shoots back with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."The blonde, frustrated, decided to explain things. "T.G.I.F" Thank Goodness It's Friday-get it?"The man grins. "Sorry, Honey; It's Thursday."

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults arehiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it veryeasy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth"even when you don't know anything.The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greetedby his mother at the front door he says, "I know the wholetruth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Justdon't tell your father."Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home fromwork, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." Thefather promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say aword to your mother."Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day,when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greetshim by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman dropsthe mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give yourFATHER a big hug."

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
and keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
and will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
as well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
to convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.
He never makes you cry
or hurt you in any way
To hell with this damn poem
the perfect man is Gay

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only".
Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works..... "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there but once you went to the other floor you cant go back."
"It's easy to decide, each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind" ... the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so the friends move up to the Third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
"All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that you just can't satisfy women!"

young Persian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm Going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.He then says, "Okay, Mom, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Mom.You're right. How did you know?"The Persian mother replies "Because I don't like her."

A young girl missed her period for two months.. Very worried,the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hairand impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a 1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"

The object of this game is simple: Beat the computer at tennis. But the computer isn't exactly an easy opponent. Props to anyone who can shut out the computer but that's unlikely.