Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Divorce
A husband and wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much
better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house."
Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster and faster, now he's up to 80mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass pillar,
as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag."
 
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