Music& JOke

Cool Haj Agha....

2006-08-11T00:25:00.000-04:00

Joke

2006-07-20T20:14:00.000-04:00

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.One day they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Jim suddenly fell into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there!Edna promptly jumped in and saved him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said -:
"Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged;
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt of his robe, right after you saved him. I am so sorry , but he is "dead.
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself..............
I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,
"Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
"No.........," she said, "I'm your son's math teacher."

Samad Agha

2006-07-06T13:59:00.000-04:00

>>>Samad Agha

Who should pay...

2006-06-26T01:06:00.000-04:00

Paying for Dinner...
Definitions
Smile...
After a While...
Cancer..

Nelly Furtado- Promiscuous

2006-06-25T23:19:00.000-04:00

Promiscuous

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous Girl

Bush Dancing...

2006-06-25T22:59:00.002-04:00

Bush Dancing Baba Karam

A woman's Place..

2006-06-25T13:05:00.000-04:00

A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Autor: very wise man

An Hour of Pleasure..

2006-06-25T13:03:00.000-04:00

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,
" she said, "ask yourself just one question:
Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said,
"Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"

What cause accident?

2006-06-25T13:02:00.000-04:00

Children in the back of the car cause accidents.
Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

Social security

2006-06-25T13:01:00.000-04:00

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet
at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "
Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me"
and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home,
the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social
security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability too!!

Success

2006-06-25T12:41:00.000-04:00

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child,
a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier
Because you have lived.This is to have succeeded.

Unknown

My dog named...

2006-06-23T22:46:00.000-04:00

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".
I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license,
I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said,
"I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!"
He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ...
I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "
You must have been quite a strong boy.
" When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like
to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves
around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would
not marry us in his church.
I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.
The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace.
My family is barred from the church from then on. When my wife and
I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel,
I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room
for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex.
I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest.
But before the competition began, the dog ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around.
I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest.
He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand,"
I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me
after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!" Last night Sex ran off again.
I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me
what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning.
I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn
troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went
for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me,
"What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "
Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever.
I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said,
"Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

If only men would Listen...

2006-06-16T23:41:00.000-04:00

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window,BITCH!
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Falling...

2006-06-15T18:48:00.000-04:00

Falling, My favorite is the last one, its so funny..

married couples

2006-06-08T11:14:00.000-04:00

Husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

Why are married women heavier?
Because single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed
while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge

Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded," Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.

Cyber Camera

2006-06-08T02:18:00.000-04:00

First click on the link and smile, and you have your new picture.....

Take Your Photo

Divorce

2006-06-07T01:09:00.000-04:00

A husband and wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it,
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much
better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house."
Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster and faster, now he's up to 80mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass pillar,
as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
"I've got the airbag."

Khastegari

2006-06-06T07:44:00.000-04:00

Khastegari video

zendegi

2006-06-06T01:39:00.000-04:00

Joke...

2006-06-05T21:36:00.000-04:00

It's not nice to lie
A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette
she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby
suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32.
The wheel is spun, and the number 41 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman's face and she fainted....

World on Fire ..

2006-06-05T15:59:00.000-04:00

Grammy-winning singer Sarah McLachlan performs her socially
conscious song, "World on Fire," from the CD Afterglow.
After brainstorming different ideas for the music video,
Sarah says her director approached her with a groundbreaking idea.
Instead of the usual $150,000 or more that it takes to produce
a music video,
Sarah created the entire "World on Fire" video herself for just $15.
Then, she spent the left over money to help more than 1 million
women and children around the world. In the video,
Sarah spells out exactly how the donated money was spent.

Sarah McLachlan Lyrics

Joke

2006-06-02T18:50:00.000-04:00

Oh My God

Cowboy

Pregnant Girl

Mother In law

Women

The whole Truth

Perfect Man

Sometimes

First Date

Three Brothers

Train

Divorce

Lie

If only men listen

My Dog

Link

2006-06-02T00:39:00.000-04:00

http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/

Ronaldinho...

2006-06-01T19:12:00.000-04:00

The Best In The World- Ronaldinho

This guys is incredible. Here is a cool compilation of a bunch of his career highlights. He makes the rest of the players look as if there in the wrong league.

Sucking it in

2006-06-01T11:55:00.000-04:00

2006-05-31T14:54:00.000-04:00

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn the stereo down.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm nev! er going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your SORRY OLD ASS Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD DAY!!!!!

Jamshid

2006-05-28T19:50:00.000-04:00

2006-05-28T15:22:00.000-04:00

President Clinton and Singer Liel in Israel

2006-05-28T01:04:00.000-04:00

Monkey with a Dead wish...

Music..

2006-05-27T23:43:00.000-04:00

Halleh

NY-born vocalist Haale and her band create a swirling, hypnotic, and exaltative experience onstage, weaving Persian melodies through a lush soundscape that pays homage to Sufi musical traditions and pschedelic rock.
With the mix of English and persian her music is interesting....

BEHAMEGAN
MORGHSAHAR
NAVAYEE
BAZ

JOke.....

2006-05-27T17:00:00.000-04:00

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of a bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of a bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks!"
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say....
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue...."
For those of you just boarding, remember, ther is no smoking in the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"

Duch street Football...

2006-05-25T18:14:00.000-04:00

Iranian Comedian...

2006-05-25T02:06:00.000-04:00

Dokhtar kaboli

2006-05-24T20:08:00.000-04:00

cool Game

2006-05-23T22:09:00.000-04:00

This is a very well done addicting game. The object is to click the screen at just the right time to hit oncoming walls of ice.

2006-05-23T00:35:00.000-04:00

Hadi Khorsandi

Nose Job Capital of the World

2006-05-20T00:00:00.000-04:00

Babak & Friend Video

2006-05-19T23:46:00.000-04:00

"Culture Through Entertainment" is the motto of Norooz Productions. In this clip, CNN interviews Shabnam Rezaei and covers the story of their first film Babak & "Culture Through Entertainment" is the motto of Norooz Productions. In this clip, CNN interviews Shabnam Rezaei and covers the story of their first film Babak & Friends - A First Norooz. Anchor Asieh Namdar talks about the importance of raising awareness about the richness of these cultures and what a great thing Norooz Productions has set out to do.The company is looking to add other cultures to this cartoon such as Korean, Arab, Indian and Chinese stories to make it truly diverse. It is top quality with Hollywood's best artist and it is entertaining and educational all at once. What a GREAT idea!Their site is www.babakandfriends.com ... (more) (less)

Iranian stand up comedian

2006-05-19T02:10:00.000-04:00

Iranian version of John Lennon's song...

2006-05-17T17:06:00.000-04:00

Iranian version of John Lennon's song, Imagine...Siavash Ghomeishi..

Imagine (Tasavor Kon)

Shahram Nazeri

2006-05-17T16:14:00.000-04:00

Darse Sahar
Andak Andak
Avaz masnavi
Raeye to darad
Ghteh zarbi
Tasnif Molana
Saghi

Outch.....

2006-05-17T16:04:00.000-04:00

Click Play...

Soltan Ghalbam To hasti..

2006-05-17T03:42:00.000-04:00

Oh my!! This brough back childhood memory. One of my favorites of all times....

Aref and Leila..

Persian Arabic song...

2006-05-16T01:32:00.000-04:00

Cameron Cartio

Click Play

Kangoroooo...

2006-05-16T00:41:00.000-04:00

If you want to laugh click on Kangoorooo

Shoghe Nafas...

2006-05-13T11:12:00.000-04:00

The best Dance You have ever seen....

2006-05-13T10:24:00.001-04:00

Click Play And Dance with him... Only If U can

Live Tomorrow...

2006-05-11T18:38:00.000-04:00

Laleh is a persian singer who was raised in sweden....More

Deep Dish.....

2006-05-11T12:54:00.000-04:00

Handbag phone..

2006-05-06T23:01:00.000-04:00

1970's Telephone Bag - Really Works!
Excuss me lady, but is that your purse ringing?

While yes, it's my Handbag Phone
This novelty bag was the original cell phone...portable, and can be plugged in to any jack. Receiver is the handle, but it also has a very long shoulder strap. Shiny black vinyl. Measures 11"h x 10"w. Excellent condition Has the original connection cord. $295.00. USD *ALSO AVAILABLE IN RED*
That's good because for a minute there I thought I was going crazy. Source Gadget Candy

Ali Ashabi..

2006-05-06T14:44:00.000-04:00

I think Mohsen Yeganeh and Ali Ashabi are the same person, or atleast they both have the same voice .

Ageh eshgeh mani

Gonahe Eshgh
Boghze Seda
Akhe Dele man (Remix)
Ageh eshghe mani( Remix)

The Blowers daughter by Damien rice...

2006-05-05T00:07:00.002-04:00

Music Video Codes & MySpace Layouts

TGIF...

2006-05-05T00:07:00.001-04:00

A businessman gets in an elevator. A blonde inside greets him with a smile and says, "T.G.I.F!"The businessman returns the smile and responds, "S-H-I-T."The blonde, puzzled, smiles her biggest smile and repeats as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F!!"The businessman shoots back with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."The blonde, frustrated, decided to explain things. "T.G.I.F" Thank Goodness It's Friday-get it?"The man grins. "Sorry, Honey; It's Thursday."

They are finaly together...

2006-05-05T00:07:00.000-04:00

Maria is a devout Catholic:
She gets married and has 17 children.Soonafter the last child is born her husband dies. A fewweeks later she remarries and over the following years has another22 children with her second husband.
After the last child is born her second husband also dies.Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time.Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says,At least, they're finally together."A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me Father,
but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and hersecond husband?"The priest says, "I mean her legs.

Beautiful, James Blunt...

2006-05-04T23:48:00.000-04:00

Music Video Codes & MySpace Layouts

2006-05-04T19:35:00.000-04:00

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Heaven & Hell..

2006-05-04T17:26:00.000-04:00

Heaven is when you have:
An American salary
A British house
Chinese food
A German car, and
An Iranian wife

Hell is when you have:
An American car
A British wife
A Chinese home
German food, and
An Iranian salary

Shakira...

2006-05-04T01:55:00.000-04:00

Music Video Codes & MySpace Layouts

Check this out...

2006-05-04T01:03:00.000-04:00

Weired but true....
Click

Sky Diving

2006-05-03T23:36:00.000-04:00

Click Play"/>...

Woman's Place..

2006-05-03T23:19:00.001-04:00

A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Autor: very wise man

Fire...

2006-05-03T23:18:00.000-04:00

click play

Three Brothers...

2006-05-03T23:17:00.000-04:00

There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America,they decided to change their names. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck.

And Fu...well, he had to go back to China.

Shohar khoshgel

2006-05-03T23:13:00.000-04:00

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Life...

2006-05-03T23:09:00.001-04:00

It's all about the ASSES.

you're either covering it,

laughing it off,

kicking it,

kissing it,

busting it,

trying to get a piece of it,

or behaving like one .

First Date...

2006-05-03T23:09:00.000-04:00

A guy took a girl out on her first date.
When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything."
"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"
"Uhhh . . . no," the girl replied.
"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"
"N-n-no," the girl stammered.
"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the level about this."

Sometimes...

2006-05-03T23:08:00.000-04:00

Sometimes when you cry,
no one sees your tears...
Sometimes when you are in pain,
no one sees your hurt...
Sometimes when you are worried,
no one sees your stress...
Sometimes when you are happy,
no one sees your smile...But...

FART Just One Time...
Everybody Knows!

I know the whole truth..

2006-05-03T23:07:00.000-04:00

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults arehiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it veryeasy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth"even when you don't know anything.The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greetedby his mother at the front door he says, "I know the wholetruth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Justdon't tell your father."Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home fromwork, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." Thefather promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say aword to your mother."Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day,when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greetshim by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman dropsthe mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give yourFATHER a big hug."

The Perfect Man...

2006-05-03T23:01:00.000-04:00

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
and keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
and will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
as well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
to convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.
He never makes you cry
or hurt you in any way
To hell with this damn poem
the perfect man is Gay

No way to make them happy...

2006-05-03T22:59:00.000-04:00

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only".
Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works..... "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there but once you went to the other floor you cant go back."
"It's easy to decide, each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind" ... the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so the friends move up to the Third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."
This was good but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
"All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight" The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that you just can't satisfy women!"

Turks letter to his mom...

2006-05-03T22:58:00.000-04:00

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Madar shohar...

2006-05-03T22:55:00.000-04:00

young Persian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm Going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.He then says, "Okay, Mom, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Mom.You're right. How did you know?"The Persian mother replies "Because I don't like her."

Pregnanat girl...

2006-05-03T22:52:00.000-04:00

A young girl missed her period for two months.. Very worried,the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hairand impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a 1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again!"

Cowboy...

2006-05-03T22:50:00.000-04:00

An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I reckon I am." After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV. Everything seems to make me think of women." A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.

Oh My God...

2006-05-03T22:46:00.000-04:00

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him 'Your Grace'."
This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"After a while, she says, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room people say, "Oh, my God....

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2006-05-01T22:33:00.000-04:00

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